You would think sleeping in a mega furniture store filled with rooms and rooms you would be able to sleep in a bit. Well Mark Malkoff found out that isn’t an option when you sleep at store that is constantly changing. You thought the garbage truck waking you up at 6am was [...]

You would think living in thousands of square feet all by yourself surrounded by top notch do it yourself furniture would be great fun, but Mark is getting lonely. What would you do with all that lonely time on your hands? Well Mark was given a wonderful pet and sometimes they just don’t [...]

What happens when you put a comedian in an Ikea store a week without much todo? Well apparently he wants to be part of the workforce and help out with some simple tasks. At the end of his second day he assisted the people of Ikea in making some lovely closing announcements with [...]

Mark Malkoff has already moved into Ikea and steeled in by getting to know the staff, throwing a pary, and greeting customer, but you can’t let that lavish lifestyle let you get soft. How did Mark combats this issue? That’s right he brought in a personal trainer for the ultimate Ikea workout. [...]

I posted the other day about comedian Mark Malkoff living a week in Ikea while his apartment is being fumigated. Well the week has begun and Mark took the store in. he was able to meet the staff, have a party, test out the fake fixtures, and even greet some customers. Looks [...]

What would you do if your apartment in Manhattan was being fumigated, you couldn’t afford a hotel, and you needed a lace to crash ASAP? You can do what Mark Malkoff did and give Ikea a call down in New Jersey. The Unboring store has agreed to let make spend the week in [...]