No one is off limits in the battle for K-Fed’s kids and he proved that point by serving papers to Britney’s for assistant Alli Smith at 3AM.  The event took place in front of a throng of paparazzi, video cameras, and police.

A source told People magazine: “Alli was really shocked and covered her face. She was really distraught and said ‘Oh my God.’ ”

The subpoena papers, sent by Britney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline, will force Alli to testify about the star’s parenting skills.

Alli recently defended the Toxic singer when she insisted she is a great mother to 22-month-old Sean Preston and Jayden James, 10 months.

She said: “She’s a wonderful mom and she is so hands-on. Britney loves those babies to death. And they adore her.”

The video, which was shown on news shows, showed Alli refusing to accept the paperwork using the iron clad i never touched it so it doesn’t count defense.  This tactic was learned from Lindsay Lohan after her latest arrest where she pulled the those drugs aren’t mine even though they are in my pants.  Alli should have just accepted to the papers calmly and walked into her car, but I am sure making an ass of yourself in front of a bunch of cameras was mush more adult.  Not sure how much help she is going to be Kevin.

I swear on this Tootsie Pop that I will never testify against you Britney!

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