In Voorhees, NJ there is a mystery going on as to how someone lost a 44 pound cat. The cat in questions was found without a collar, but in good health – aside from being a giant fat ass. The cat is only about two pounds shy of the world record for fattest cat which is held by an Australian cat from 1980. If the cat has an owner they have until Saturday to pick up the newly named Princess Chunk or she goes up for adoption. I say feed that kitty all you can and bring the fat cat record back to America!
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