Hef can’t get Holly Knocked Up

May 28, 2008

It’s no secret that Holly Madison is the girl next door that is closest to Hugh Hefner and that she wants to have his baby.  Only problem is it appears with Hef’s advanced age, 82 years old, he is no longer able to put a bun in the oven.

“We tried everything, and it did not work.” Despite her heartbreak, Madison reveals she still intends to give her beau a baby. Her plan B? “I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who’s a creative genius, totally hott and has dark hair.”

It’s nice that she is so willing to have a baby with Hef that she will even carry another man’s baby to make it happen.  She knows he will never get married, but if she can finagle an offspring that Hef will take credit for she can stay in the mansion forever!!  You know once that happens she is going to kick Kendra out on her ass!  Come on that laugh alone is grounds for eviction.

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