For those of you waiting to find out if it was safe to sleep with Scarlett Johansson she has confirmed that she is clean of any STDs. The super sexy and curvy star is trying to debunk rumors that just because she is young, rich, and sexy she sleeps around.
“I have platinum blonde hair, and I’m extremely curvy: I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres.
“Of course I expect people will have certain ideas but it’s weird if people associate the fact that I sell handbags or wear a bikini with who I am when I wake up in the morning.
“People think I’m going to be some brazen harlot, but I’m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.”
NME
Thankfully men and women everywhere who were waiting to make their move on Scarlett are now free to go and romance the none slutty actress. I know I will sleep better knowing that Scarlett is not a customer of Valtrex or any other anti-itch type ointment.
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As was pointed out, I well now be able to rest, confident in the knowledge that she doesn’t have hepatitis. I can now sleep with her in the euphemistic tense, and not just the literal tense.