Heather Mills $50 Million Payday

Reports are emerging that the drawn out divorce battle between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills might have reached a settlement. The Dancing With The Stars alum and one of the most disliked women on the other side of the pond is looking to pick up a cool $50 million for Sir Paul.

The size of McCartney’s fortune is unknown, but is believed to be in the region of $1.6 billion.

Experts said a $50-million settlement would be in line with British law. Mills would be entitled to a limited amount, because the marriage was relatively short, but McCartney also must provide for Beatrice as she grows up.

CBC

That works out to $12.5 million per year of marriage or $50 million per real leg. That is insane if you ask me. I need to find me a sugar momma that makes that kind of money and divorce her ass so I can retire. Wonder if Britney is looking for a husband right now. With her I wouldn’t even have to move out there to be with her. I could just dress a mannequin up to leave on the couch with her and she would be happy enough with me I think.

Look at Paul waving goodbye to his money

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