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The mother ship comes back for Britney

Posted on January 15th, 2008

The good people of Stephenville, Texas are causing quite the stir after dozens of people have reported seeing UFOs the other night.   The witnesses include everyone from a farmer to a government official and they claim that the bright objects that appeared in the clear night sky were being chased by fighter jets! My theory is very simple.  I believe that the aliens in questions have decided that the earth has had enough of Britney Spears and they have come down to take her home.  The only problem is they ended up in Texas due to the negative energy field created Cowboy fans towards Jessica Simpson.  They are just lost!

 The mother ship comes back for Britney picture
Don’t worry Britney they are coming back for you!

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2 Responses to “The mother ship comes back for Britney”

  1. Andrea
    January 15th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    I think they have come for Tom, Katie and Suri.
    http://bittenandbound.com/2008/01/15/tom-cruise-scientology-video-watch-it-while-you-can/

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