The good people of Stephenville, Texas are causing quite the stir after dozens of people have reported seeing UFOs the other night. The witnesses include everyone from a farmer to a government official and they claim that the bright objects that appeared in the clear night sky were being chased by fighter jets! My theory is very simple. I believe that the aliens in questions have decided that the earth has had enough of Britney Spears and they have come down to take her home. The only problem is they ended up in Texas due to the negative energy field created Cowboy fans towards Jessica Simpson. They are just lost!
Don’t worry Britney they are coming back for you!