Heidi Montag came out of the closet and discussed her reasoning for getting some plastic surgery done. Now she is showing off all the amazing uses her beasts have. Not only are they good for holing up clothing they are also excellent for running on the beach in a pink bikini pretending to be Pamela Anderson. Based on these pictures there is no work if they will actually function as a flotation device, but I am sure we will get to the bottom of that mystery sooner rather than later!
Look mom they stay up all by themselves – no hands!
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