In a message sent to the youth of America the LA courts and prison system has made it clear that if you are a repeat drunk driver and commit the crimes within a short span of time you can get off practically with a light slap on the wrist. I know you are saying to yourselves “How can that be possible? Did we just read that wrong? I can drive drunk all over LA and nothing will happen to me?!?” That’s right kids you can follow in the footsteps of your favorite drunken or drugged celebrity if you follow the simple Lohan/Richie arrest model. Step 1 is to get arrested with ample media coverage of the arrest and the mug shot. Step 2 have a PR person release a statement claiming you know it was wrong, but you feel really bad. Step 3 enter into a high proced rehab that really is nothing more than a cool hotel. Step 4 get arrested again for the same crime. Step 5 another stint in rehab while geting crazy press and a possible interview with Nightline. Step 6 get a high priced lawyers to go to court for you and get off with less than four days in prison.
Nicole Richie served 82 minutes of her 4 day punishment and Lindsay got off with 1 day in jail! Follow their proven model to a get out of jail free card for driving drunk. just make sure you don’t leave the scene of an accident with cocaine in your pocket….wait even that doesn’t matter!!