Lohan didn’t do it!

Everyone can relax because it is now crystal clear that Lindsay Lohan did nothing wrong and is a victim of Hollywood profiling. This awful practice among those in law enforcement has taken down the likes of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Mel Gibson, Robert Downey Jr., Winona Ryder, and countless others! Sure you see a celebrity driving erratically down the road with open bottles of booze, a joint, or some white powder and you just have to pull them over and give them a tough time don’t you! This practice makes me sick and has to be addressed in the next Presidential election. Lucky for Paris because she votes o the President every year!

Lohan issued this statement today explaining what happened and why she is not guilty.

“I am innocent,” Lohan said. “I did not do drugs, they’re not mine … I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

That’s right folks read it and weep. Lindsay is using the “It wasn’t mine” defense made famous in many episodes of “COPS” when crack feel out of the pocket of the red neck while being searched by an officer. Good luck Lindsay!

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