Tori Spelling has already conquered teen television with 90210, owns the beaten woman role with her Lifetime movies, has made a mark in reality TV, and now she is going after God as an ordained minister.
“Yep, that’s right. … Reverend Tori Spelling! I did it last week online and my official certificate is in the mail. I’m so proud,” the 34-year-old actress said in a posting Monday on the MySpace.com site she shares with her husband, Dean McDermott.
“I’m so proud?” Proud of going online to get a piece of paper for doing nothing so you can milk the fact that you can do same sex marriages at your bed and breakfast? Maybe you can be proud about having a child or maybe giving some money to charity, but I am sure online reverend certification would rank right up there on many “things to be proud of” lists. I bet that if the militants in Iraq were all certified ministers there would be no more war. Good job Tori!
These girls can marry you!