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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Spoiler

Posted on June 21st, 2007

Could it be that someone has actually discovered the ending of the latest and final Harry Potter novel? Stories flooding the web have stated that inSecure has a link to the actual ending. Due to a flood of traffic on their server I have posted the information on the next page. I don’t want to give the ending away for those that don’t want it.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows spoiler alert
turn the page for the spoiler possibility….


Dear my brothers,
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that’s true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.
Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring… it’s always the same story!)
Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!).
The end.
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Yes, we did it.
We did it by following the precious words of the great Pope Benedict XVI when he still was Cardinal Josepth Ratzinger.
He explained why Harry Potter bring the youngs of our earth to Neo Paganism faith.
So we make this spoiler to make reading of the upcoming book useless and boring.
The attack strategy was the easiest one.
The usual milw0rm downloaded exploit delivered by email/click-on-the-link/open-browser/click-on-this-animated-icon/back-connect to some employee of Bloomsbury Publishing, the company that’s behind the Harry crap.
It’s amazing to see how much people inside the company have copies and drafts of this book.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Who kill curiosity?
To protect you and your families
God bless you
Gabriel

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11 Responses to “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Spoiler”

  1. Wicked

    Interesting spoiler… don’t quite believe a lick of it. But it does spur me my imagination of what to expect in Book 7. I’m sure we will all be stunned, stupidified, and cry cry cry. Can’t wait.

  2. LOLOL

    Dude, I’m going to cry if you’re serious about crying about a f’n book like this. Piece of sh!#t Harry Boo Hoo F’n Potter.

  3. an

    omg. gd spioler. lol if dis iz tru u dunno how much im gonna cry! waaaaaaaaa. lol

  4. Dumb-riel

    Pretty sure, and the Pope can back me up on this….but Gabriel has just broken commandments 8 and 9…nicely done sinner! HAHAHAHA!

  5. teo

    That is the moooost stupid spoiler i’ve ever read….that Gabriel is an idiot

    Just the fact that Malfoy starts making Horcruxes like souvenirs makes the all thing crumble.

    Idiot….idiot…

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  7. Em

    Ok. Well. I can’t say I believe this at all. I mean why in the world would they flee to privet drive? And Malfoy making a horcrux? Sounds very farfetched to me.

    And hermione is the last person I would this to die. I’ll be way upset if that parts true.

  8. stupid ppl that spoil the movie

    ok you guys are stupid for believing that spoiler..cz its all bs..sry but it is..

    stop ruining the book and making up rumors..you have no life..god

  9. Blehh

    o whaa I don’t know what to believe now. I’ve seen too many fake spoilers
    stupid stupid stupid

  10. srdghsehrtg

    a load of BOLLOCKS you buch of fannys

  11. Calum Kegner

    That isn’t true. Ron and Hermoine get married.

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