Paris Hilton finds God

Paris Hilton has decided to appeal to a higher power before she enters the big house for parole violation.  Paris went to church with her family and word has it that hell did not freeze over when she crossed the threshold.  It was an amazing miracle that Beverly Hills was not overcome by locusts or the plague.

   

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