Britney “Baldie” Spears has decided that she needs a lot of space in rehab to make sure she gets better.

Reports have indicated that Spears has procured her very own wing at Promises to ensure her privacy is maintained. Apparently the 25-year-old doesn’t want to mingle with her fellow rehabbers out of fear they may run to the media with stories and pictures.

Doesn’t Britney know that by taking an entire wing for herself se is just taking up space that can be used by other really rich addicts that need help?  Where are they supposed to go if they shave their head and attack a car with an umbrella?  Rumors are also out that Britney is suffering from post-partum depression made worse by her life spiraling out of control.  I think Paris told her CD was better than Britney’s last CD and that just pushed her over the edge.

I miss sexy Britney

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