Is it possible that Rocky’s body, at age 60, isn’t 100% natural? After being stopped at an Australian airport with some questionable stuff in his luggage we might find out.
Actor Sylvester Stallone was detained by authorities at the Sydney Australia airport after security workers found “prohibited substances” in “Rocky’s” luggage.
Rumors were circulating on CNN this morning that the substances in question were of the muscle building variety. Granted this was reported after breaking news that Britney had shaved her head so they could be wrong. My guess is the substance was some for of valium so he can sit through “Rocky Balboa” again. Do they dub that movie in Australia and give Stallone a cool Aussie accent? That might make the film a lot more enjoyable. Anyway Stallone was allowed to leave and the matter is still be investigated over a big can of Fosters!
In a statement Stallone said: “Ummmm
well yo ummmm.” Case closed!
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