Pamela Anderson wants to fry the Colonel

January 23, 2007

The voice of PETA is not happy that the United States Postal Department is looking to offer a stamp to honor Colonel Sanders – better known as the face of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

In the angry letter to John E. Potter she writes, “Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals’ bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you’ll deny KFC’s request. How about another Elvis (Presley) stamp instead?”

Pamela is selling the Colonel short with her rant. I mean have you tasted that original recipe with some potato wedges after a few beers?  It is delicious! What if the stamp tasted like buffalo wings when you licked it?  I bet Pam would like it if it tasted like Tommy Lee!  Pam should head over to Sean John and try to get him to stop putting dog fur in his clothes.

Pamela Anderson upset with KFC
Pam will go bare before
sticking the Colonel on a letter!

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