I know what you might be thinking, but this is for an actual medical emergency.
“She is having her appendix removed,” Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lohan’s publicist, told ABCNEWS.com. “That’s all I will confirm.”
Of course if we believed everything that PR people said Britney would still be married, Pam and Kid Rock would still be married, and Newlyweds Season 6 would be on MTV. If Lindsay comes out of the hospital with a new nose, lips, breasts, or ass we should be able to figure out what she really went in for. How long before the appendectomy scar is leaked to the press?
Lohan sad to see appendix go?