Lohan would make a lousy stripper

Linsday Lohan is preparing for a new movie role which requires her to work as a pole dancer.  She has been training every day with a professional and has proven she would be a lousy stripper in real life.

“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

Sure respecting the crazy c-words is nice and all. but if you can’t keep from bruising the hell out of yourself no guy is gonna drop $20 for a lap dance.  If a guy wants to see  a bunch or bruises on a girl for $20 I am sure they can find some classy lady on the corner. Lindsay will either have to learn how not to slam into the pole or get some really good airbrush guys for her pictures.

The pole is beating the
crap out of me!

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