Paris Hilton wants kids now!

Hanging out with Britney has apparently rubbed off on Paris and she has declared she wants kids soon.

It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids,” the 25-year-old Hilton said to Life and Style Weekly.

Let’s just take a moment to dissect Paris’ comment shall we.  First the math behind her statement – 4 kids + 5 years=No chance in hell.  She looks after animals – didn’t she lose her little dog and claim to find it, but they dog looked a bit different. You can’t just buy a new kid when you lose it Paris!

Look at my new baby…ooppss where
is my baby?

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