TomKat is looking to slim down.  More specifically Tom is trying to give Katie every opportunity to lose the baby weight she is still carrying.

Hollywood actor Tom Cruise is said to be very concerned of Katie Holmes' appearance that he has taken direct involvement in his partner's workout regimen. The actor's new "Mission Impossible" is to reclaim Holmes' former hard bodied physique.

For those of you that says this relationship is doomed ad just weird you should just apologize now!  How many men out there tell their significant others to get into shape, but do nothing to help them?  Well Tom is stepping up to the plate and taking charge of the situation. I mean Tom can't be seen with a woman that is heavier than he is - especially since she is already taller than he is by a foot.     Read More

Paris Hilton needs to do a better job of hiding her illegal drugs when she has a hundred cameras in her face.

Like any party girl, Paris Hilton has space in her handbag for only the barest of essentials: a vial of nail varnish for emergency repairs, a mobile phone - and a bag of suspicious-looking leaves.

That is for medicinal purposes and it is completely legal in California.  It is obvious that she is receiving medical help to lose her whorish tendencies. It is true that pot has not been proven to kill the whore bug, but how will we learn if we don't allow sample groups to test out these theories.  I say kudos to Paris and her bravery. Can you say Nobel Prize for medical research awarded to Paris Hilton?

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The old friends that turned to bitter enemies are old friends yet again. That is good news for producers of their reality show, which will film a fifth season.

After a yearlong public feud that nearly killed the reality show that made them famous, Hilton and Richie have agreed to film a fifth chapter of "The Simple Life" together, executive producer Jon Murray told The Associated Press.
"The thing the viewers love is the two girls together," he said. "America, Paris and Nicole are going to camp."

Well let me be the first to say that this news ranks right up there with the release of K-Fed's debut CD. If you can't enjoy a heavily scripted reality show starring two spoiled brats with a combined weight of 100 pounds then you just aren't American! This is the season that gets the Emmy!

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Freeloading celebrities strike again!  this time the accused abuser of the celebrity no pay rule is Jennifer Lopez after skipping on the cost of a trip on a private jet. You know I flew JetBlue to Vegas for like $400 and that came with free Direct TV so maybe she should look into that instead of the private jet.  For that kind of money I would hope you get a meal and can carry more than 3 ounces of liquids and gels on board.  I am sure that she will make a new perfume or something and be able to pay the bill -- maybe they have an installment plan. Read More

For those of you out there that still cared about Jamie Lee Curtis you can officially stop.  Jamie has decided to give up acting even though many of us believe she stopped a long time ago.

"I'm just focused on my family and just can't imagine anything that's going to pull me away from them right now."

I say the same thing about work everyday, but at some point the desire for money takes over and I wake up and get back on that train.  Jamie will be back once her bank accounts runs dry -- they always comeback!  Enjoy the retirement Jamie.

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This time Paris didn't have to say anything to piss off another celebrity.  Paris has accused Shanna Moakler of attacking her early this morning.

Paris Hilton is accusing Shanna Moakler of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" of punching her in the face early this morning in an unprovoked attack at a Los Angeles nightclub. The 25-year-old heiress arrived at Hyde Lounge just before 2 a.m. today, when Moakler "shouted a barrage of obscenities and attacked her," Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, told ABCNews.com.

Saying the attack was unprovoked is a bit of a stretch.  there is nothing like seeing your soon to be ex-husband making out on camera with one of the loosest women in the world.  I say good for Shanna and I hope she got in some good shots when she had the chance!

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