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Jessica Alba say no nudity and men weep

Posted on October 12th, 2006

The sexy actress has made a statement that has sent shock waves through the male population of the planet earth – I will not do nudity!

I don’t do nudity. I just don’t,” says Alba, who is currently shooting the movie farce Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook. “Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won’t get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety.”

On the bright side if it is just anxiety causing the problem they make good drugs that will help her relax a bit.  Hell a shot of jack Daniels does the trick for most people.  Let’s just keep our fingers crossed that she can overcome this horrible disability!

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