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Archive for September, 2006

LeBlanc and ex settle up on divorce

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Think back to when you were a kid and you had to beg your folks for a new pair of cool sneakers and they told you that your poor grades would cost you that scholarship for college.  Matt LeBlanc’s kid isn’t going to have to worry about any of those things.
Calling LeBlanc a “high-wage [...]

Affleck wins Best Actor – no I am serious!

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Ben Affleck might be seeing a rebirth of his once promising career in Venice.  The new father picked up the award for his role in Hollywoodland.
The Oscar-winner picked up the Best Actor award for his portrayal of TV Superman George Reeves in the film Hollywoodland.
He explains: “If I thought for a second that there were [...]

Jessica and Ashlee will pay for their boobs — i mean sins

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Joe Simpson and his daughters are in some hot water with the Lord.
Harrington fumed to Australia’s New Weekly magazine: “Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness.
“Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are [...]

Mission Impossible: Brad Pitt

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

The successful Mission Impossible trilogy will not have Tom Cruise to lead the fourth installment.  It looks like he has worn out his welcome and another Hollywood hottie is taking over – Brad Pitt.
Sources claim Brad wouldn’t be playing Tom’s character of Ethan Hunt, but would rather play a new operative. As for Ethan? They’re [...]

Pictures, Pictures, and More Pictures

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Katie not so sold on TomKat union

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

The magical hold that Tom Cruise has had on Katie Holmes for over a year appears to be weaking in Colorado.
According to Britain’s Sunday Mirror newspaper, she told the visitor: “I don ‘t have my own life any more. I’m not comfortable.”
I don’t know why she wouldn’t feel comfortable.  What woman with a budding film [...]