Paris Hilton “I’m not that smart”

September 23, 2006

Paris Hilton has come forward on a police tape an confessed a shocking truth – she isn’t that smart!!  I know you don’t believe that, but it is true.

But Hilton told investigators she was not a reliable witness, because she has a bad memory and isn’t clever.

The confession can be heard on an audio tape to be aired on “Dateline NBC.”

The sometime singer/actress says, “Like I really … I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart.

“I like forget stuff all the time.”

This just proves my point that being a stupid whore is more profitable than being an intelligent virgin.  I think we should all take a long hard look at that theory and see if we can get a government grant to pursue some serious research.  Who is with me?!?!?!?

Paris fears fellatio
I could use my brain if I wanted to!

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