Paris Hilton has come forward on a police tape an confessed a shocking truth – she isn’t that smart!! I know you don’t believe that, but it is true.
But Hilton told investigators she was not a reliable witness, because she has a bad memory and isn’t clever.
The confession can be heard on an audio tape to be aired on “Dateline NBC.”
The sometime singer/actress says, “Like I really … I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart.
“I like forget stuff all the time.”
This just proves my point that being a stupid whore is more profitable than being an intelligent virgin. I think we should all take a long hard look at that theory and see if we can get a government grant to pursue some serious research. Who is with me?!?!?!?
I could use my brain if I wanted to!