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Mission Impossible: Brad Pitt

Posted on September 20th, 2006

The successful Mission Impossible trilogy will not have Tom Cruise to lead the fourth installment.  It looks like he has worn out his welcome and another Hollywood hottie is taking over – Brad Pitt.

Sources claim Brad wouldn’t be playing Tom’s character of Ethan Hunt, but would rather play a new operative. As for Ethan? They’re reportedly considering retiring the agent to “a safe life with his new wife.”

“They’re set on Brad taking over as a gutsy new head operative who puts together his own unique team of specialists,” one source was quoted as saying.

If Tom is smart he will take all the home videos of his relationship and marriage with Katie Holmes and release a real Mission Impossible Home Edition.  I wonder how they will retie Ethan Hunt in the next movie?  Wonder if they will have him appear on a talk show and make an ass out of himself causing the biggest public relations disaster in the history of his agency.

Brad Pitt
The new Mission Impossible star?

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One Response to “Mission Impossible: Brad Pitt”

  1. kt

    If Brad keeps opening his dumb mouth, ala – we aren’t getting married until everyone can get married – he’ll be in the same boat as Tom. These guys need to keep their mouth’s shut and use their best asset, their looks. Forget the chat.

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