“Beyonce Diet” could kill you! Maple Syrup companies brace for increased sales

August 16, 2006

These crazy celebrities and the fad diets they use to look spectacular.  Sure some of these diets can cause severe health consequences, but that is a price some are willing to pay.  Beyonce revealed her diet to lose some poundage for her new movie and the details shocked the medical profession.

British newspaper the Daily Express claims the former DESTINY’S CHILD beauty adopted a “maple syrup” diet to shed to pounds as she prepared for her role as DINA in DREAMGIRLS. Knowles reportedly mixed the syrup with water, lemon juice and cayenne pepper – and it constituted her every meal over a period of days. Dietician ALISON CHIPPERFIELD, who works with British group Weight Concern, says, “The problem is not what’s in the diet but what’s not. “There are no fats, proteins, vitamins or minerals and the only carbohydrate is in the form of sugar… “They will probably end up in hospital, especially people who try it for more than 10 days.”

Log Cabin and Aunt Jemima will be marketing new Beyonce diet syrups within the next quarter and expect them to be huge sellers. They will throw a warning on the back about possible hospital stays and death, but who will read that! I just mixed up a concoction according the the recipe above and I have lost 16 pounds already!  It is amazing!!

Beyonce Diet
Look at these possible results!!

 

 

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