Monkey bites Paris – Health of monkey feared

August 11, 2006

Paris Hilton has yet again proved she can make an idiot out of herself doing anything.  This time Paris was playing with her pet monkey Baby Love when the little critter decided to have a snack.

Paris Hilton was taken to the hospital early on Tuesday morning after her pet kinkajou bit her on the arm. The pet, named Baby Love, sank its teeth into the socialite’s flesh while they were playing at 3 a.m. at Hilton’s Hollywood home.

Paris is fine, but there was no word on the health of the money.  I am assuming they will monitor the poor thing for a few weeks to see if Paris infected it with any odd disease.  Who the hell is up playing with a monkey at 3AM?  If i was sleeping in my cage at 3AM and some drunk skinny bitch wreaking of booze wanted to play I would bite her ass too!

Monkey bites Paris   Health of monkey feared picture
Baby Love and Paris seen here
during happier times

Monkey bites Paris   Health of monkey feared picture<

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

jessa November 15, 2007 at 2:17 am

thats dangerous..hope she is ok

Pikkel Weezel August 14, 2006 at 1:22 am

Did she eat her dog? What happened to that shitty little dog?

Brian August 13, 2006 at 10:07 pm

Paris is fine? That’s too bad

The Foo August 13, 2006 at 4:14 pm

Maybe the bite from the monkey will give her a bout of “Smart-ilitis” and “BeingLessDopey-litis”. We can only hope! :-( I hope the monkey is ok!

christen August 11, 2006 at 8:17 pm

poor monkey.

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