I think it is now official that appearing on an MTV reality show will destroy relationships.  First it was Nick and Jessica and now the poster couple for a normal relationship - Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are done.

"`Til Death Do Us Part" — not quite. Actress Carmen Electra and musician Dave Navarro are "amicably separating," Electra's publicist, Brit Reece, said Monday.

How can this be happening?  I mean for the love of God if these two kids can't make it what hope is there for the rest of us in this crazy world??  Everyone knows that the best way to nurture a relationship and marriage is to appear on a tell all reality show on basic cable.  These two did everything right and still it ends in failure.  We can only hope that the curse doesn't spread to VH1 and ruin Peter Brady's new marriage.     Read More

To all of our loyal fans I just want to let you know that I will be on vacation in sunny Las Vegas and will update the site when I return on Sunday evening!  I promise if I see anyone famous I will get some dirt for you! Have a wonderful weekend! Read More

well according to Katie Holmes parents that is the case. One half of the TomKat duo will not be seeing their parents at their upcoming alien - I mean Scientology - wedding.

What’s more, Holmes’ par­ents, devout Catholics Martin and Kathleen, intend to skip the actual ceremony, a “friend” of Cruise reportedly told Life & Style Weekly.

That is sad when your own parents can't see passed their own beliefs to embrace the beliefs of of the person that gives you $3 million a year and an imaginary baby. The big question is whether or not Suri Cruise will be able to attend the ceremony since the folks over at Pixar haven't quite finished up the fine details yet. Fingers crossed for that one! Read More

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is confused at how the world sees her.  She has decided that to shed her teen image she is going to whore it up for the world to see.

The 20-year-old 'Mean Girls' actresses' new book is titled 'Narcissist' and is aimed at dispelling the image of her as a simple teen heroine as she advances into Hollywood stardom.

Now I don't know about you, but have you seen Lindsay in the papers and magazines lately?  It's not like people see her as a baby faced 16 year old trying to break out from a stint on 7th Heaven. She has been pushing her boobs in our faces for years now!  I say if you want to shed your image take the money Hugh is offering to Ashlee and really make a statement!     Read More

Hold onto your hats, chairs, pets, or whatever you think needs holding onto for this statement from Paris Hilton. She has decided that in order to find herself she need to give up sex for one year!

I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself

know when she is with a guy something is being put in but i think she has it backwards.  Paris giving up sex is like you and me giving up oxygen, without it Paris may not survive.  Also, do you think Paris ever stopped paying attention to herself?  Come one now give up mirrors, stylists, cosmetics, name brand clothes, and live on $30,000 a year and see if that makes you stronger! Read More

Ashlee Simpson has admitted that she is not as pure as her sister Jessica was before she got married.

In turning down a lucrative offer from Playboy magazine Ashlee revealed some interesting information. ..she wants to save her body for her boyfriend BRAXTON OLITA. Despite the staggering offer, the singer says she was reluctant to share herself with millions of male readers. She says, "My body is for me and my love interest, and that's the only person who gets to see it."

If you notice she stated her "love interest" and not anyone by name.  Thus you can only make the next logical step that if she likes you she is gonna get naked and show you the goods!  I mean Jessica was jealous of her boobs so you can only imagine what she is working with.  Not bad that after her acid reflux incident on SNL that she is commanding $4 million offers.  If she is at the mansion with Justin I bet he gets to be a love interest for a night. Read More

Just writing that headline gave me the willies. A new report out says that Jeff Goldblum, 53, is dating Nicole Richie, 24.

The odd couple has been spotted out and about in Hollywood following the socialite Simple Life star's recent interview confession that she's had a crush on The Fly star since she was 13.

Let's see Paris top this one! Jeff has a history of making the rounds of the celebrity kiddy pool, but these two together are just freaky. Jeff is like 9 feet tall and Nicole is what 3'6"?? I mean what does he see in her? Her head barely reaches his belt! Oh wait....that's what he sees in her! Read More

That's right people Britney Spears is not helping Kevin's rap dreams.  I guess all the negative press she has caused is really making it hard on him or something.

Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline insists his party boy reputation is undeserved - when he's spotted clubbing he's usually just doing "business". There are people I can only meet there - producers and writers. advertisement "You get more connections by going out and doing things like that than you ever will in a business day. Four, five, six people all in the same room.

It is clear that one of the biggest pop stars in the world has lost her touch. She must have no connections left in the music business and is unable to get anyone to return her calls.  Luckily K-Fed is focused and dedicated to his career and is willing to get wasted on a nightly basis to make his dreams come true.  I told my boss that i stopped coming in to the office since I get more done in the bars at night.  That didn't work out so well and if anyone is hiring please let me know.     Read More

In case you haven't heard this yet Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a falling out and are no longer friends. However, Paris did say recently she hoped to mend their longtime friendship. Now to check on that wonderful story.

PARIS HILTON has attacked SIMPLE LIFE co-star and rival NICOLE RICHIE, claiming fame turned her into a snob.

and that isn't all, Paris went on to say even more...

Fame affects people in different ways. I've always remained the same girl, and she's just not the same person any more

Usually you hear someone say that fame or money didn't change the person and you think that is just great. However, if Paris hasn't changed one bit that means she was a shallow, drunk, party girl at 5 years old. Her parents did a good job raising that one. I was in a cabana in Vegas next to the Hilton sisters a few years ago and let me tell you they didn't even say hello to us -- thus she is shallow and only likes famous people! Read More