It's nice to see George Michael getting back in touch with nature....and himself....and unemployed van drivers. Michael, who was caught several years ago taking care of himself in a portable bathroom, was once again spotted engaging in activities in a bush that did not include bird watching.

Michael was found inside Hampstead Heath Park, a popular nighttime destination for men cruising for sex with other men. He engaged in sex acts with Norman Kirtland, a 58-year-old unemployed van driver.

I am all for a little fun in a park now and again, but for a wealthy international superstar shouldn't he have some standards? How about an employed van driver or perhaps a guy that owns the hot dog truck at the park? At least that way when they were don't they could have enjoyed an Oscar Meyer wiener! Read More

Well I thought I would give you folks something besides gossip on this site.  This evening I saw the new Kevin Smith movie - Clerks II.  Let me tell you I was pleasantly surprised with everything - the writing, acting, and the story.  If you were a fan of the original Clerks you will not be disappointed with this great sequel.  For those of you that have no idea what the original was about don't worry this movie doesn't require a lot of thinking.  If you don't mind vulgar humor and just want a good 90 minutes of laughter have fun with this movie! Read More

No backtracking needed for this endeavor for Ashlee Simpson. Acid reflux or not Ashlee has decided to cut out the singing and take on Hollywood to become an actress.

And Simpson isn't going to take just any role offered to her - she wants "indie-style" and "quirky characters". Simpson tells VH1: "Those are the ones I know I'll have to stretch out of myself to become. That's what I want right now. But I'm not necessarily jumping into one certain role. I want to have a more diverse career."

Stretch herself with the quirky roles? What the fuck is she smoking? Did she see her reality show on MTV, her spaz out on VH1, or her singing during that bowl game? You want to stretch Ashlee why don't you try being a real singer! Read More

Oh man this isn't for the faint of heart people!  Looks like celebrities and handheld gadgets still do not mix as Lindsay Lohan has been robbed of her blackberry password.  The main suspect you ask?  Oh yes it's PARIS HILTON!! And she wasn't just posting Lindsay phone numbers on the internet for fans to enjoy she was playing dirty.

"They were disgusting and very mean messages and everyone thought they were coming from Lindsay. They weren't. Her lawyers are looking into it now. "Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar."

These are possible excerpts from some of the messages supposedly sent by Paris to some of Lindsay's friends: "You're like so not hot and stuff!", "Those shoes are like so not in anymore!", and the worst of them all was this one "Oh my god you should see the porno I mad with your boyfriend!".  People believe the last one sealed the deal in people's mind that Paris is behind the messages. Lindsay should just get a Timex calculator watch and store numbers in that.

How do you even carry a Blackberry without a belt?  That was her first mistake!  Get a belt woman! Read More

Everyone listen up and listen good for I am about to tell you amazing stories.  The first child of scientology is rumored to have been seen by at least 3 people in 2 states.  I know what you are saying -- where is the photographic proof?  -- I understand and know that even Bigfoot and the abdominal snowman have pictures out there, but let's hear them out first.

According to a column posted Thursday on Slate.com, longtime Steven Spielberg producers Frank Marshall and Kathleen Kennedy saw Suri in Telluride, Colorado. (The baby, presumably, was traveling with her parents.) Marshall and Kennedy, Slate said, "told friends that all seemed quite ordinary."

This news on top of the story that Lean Remini, from the King of Queens, also saw the baby recently really makes you think.  If I am not mistaken Steven Spielberg is not a Scientologist and hasn't donated any money to the book club.  Of course Steven could be writing a movie about the baby which will be the story line around War of the Worlds II -- but once again that is just me throwing ideas out there (no it’s true believe me!)

 

YES!!  The plan is coming together perfectly!! Idiots I tell you all of them!!!!  HAHAHAHAHA

 

 

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It seems that if you plan on having a fundraiser in Australia you have to include Hugh Jackman.  For some reason people will shell out big buck to get into his pants.

Jackman's jeans — decorated by a local artist and signed by the "X-Men" star — were among 17 pairs auctioned late Thursday at a "Jeans for Genes" fundraising event for the Childrens Medical Research Institute in Sydney.

There is no word on who the buyer was or if Hugh will be modeling the pants.  There is a rumor that the pants may contain some love juice that could be used to clone Hugh for future X-Men movies, but don't quote me on that.  The Gap will be issuing a Hugh Jackman denim collection in the fall retailing at $15k -- a steal if you ask me!

My God could you even imagine what this outfit would have sold for?!?   Read More

Jesus people get your minds out of the gutter!  I am talking about her cars and that is why her new commercial has been pulled.  Apparently expressing how big she likes them was too much for some to deal with....in New Zealand.

Her comments include, "why didn't you tell me it was so big, I just wasn't prepared for it?" and "the all new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside"

Great career move there Kimmy.  Could have starred in what could have possibly been a monster hit with a Sex in the City movie, but you chose to do a car commercial over sees.  We all get it you played a whore on a TV show....what happened to the young actress that stole my heart playing a mannequin??  Well Kim where is that lady?!?! Read More

Pamela Anderson has shocked the celebrity world today by announcing she is going to marry Kid Rock. To be honest I forgot these two were even dating and I actually forgot who Kid Rock was.

Next week, Pamela Anderson will make an honest man out of Kid Rock. The couple, now vacationing in St. Tropez, France, will marry July 29 on a yacht near the glamorous hotspot.

Kid Rock is 4 years younger than the former playmate, but he is 7 years older than her implants. There has been no word as to when there sex tape will be released, but you know it will be compared to her Tommy Lee boat trip tape. I hope Rock is up to the challenge. Read More

Obviously Paris is not like her in the sense of being a world wide icon for helping the less fortunate, taking up important causes ,and being an inspiration for a generation, but she is blonde like Princess Di.

PARIS HILTON insists she is carrying on the legacy of legendary blondes like MARILYN MONROE and DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES and has declared herself this decade's "iconic blonde".

Maybe Paris doesn't understand exactly what Princess Di did with her life and what she meant to the world.  I understand that at 24 years old Paris has accomplished many wonderful things such as her own porno, three seasons of "A Simple Life", a slutty hamburger commercial, and numerous nights out whoring it up in clubs, but I don't think Elton John is about to remake "Candle in the Wind" for Paris anytime soon. Sure I can see how Paris would see the comparison here.  I don't know how the world didn't see it sooner to be honest. Read More