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Archive for July, 2006

Mel Gibson is a drunk driver

Friday, July 28th, 2006

The maker of dead language movies apparently had a bit too much of the happy juice last night and got himself in some trouble.  Gibson was caught out in Malibu early this morning, but not many details are available.
“Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning. [...]

Letterman to host peace talks between Hilton and Richie

Friday, July 28th, 2006

David Letterman has done the impossible! The late night host will host the biggest feud in young Hollywood on his show in September. That’s right – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will appear together on the show.
Former best friends and stars of ‘The Simple Life’ Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are reportedly about [...]

Even Jack LaLanne’s son hates Britney

Friday, July 28th, 2006

K-Fed finally makes a friend and Britney just can’t take the fact that she has to share him. What does she do? She goes and fires the pool boy and he didn’t go quietly.
“I was hanging out a little bit,” ex-employee Jon LaLanne told In Touch Weekly. “She came out screaming at Kevin [...]

Aniston has the best legs based on scientific studies

Friday, July 28th, 2006

You read that correctly. Scientists have conducted an in depth study to determine which Hollywood starlet has the best legs. The study proved that Jennifer Aniston has better legs than Jessica Simpson, Beyonce, and anyone one else you can think of!
Scientists came up with a specific formula, which involves multiplying the proportions of [...]

Four weddings and a playmate

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Pamela Anderson confirmed reports about her rumored engagement to Kid Rock and revealed some of the ridiculous wedding plans. For celebrities one wedding is just not enough to convey there life long bond.
Anderson confirmed she would be marrying the 35-year-old rocker, whose real name is Bob Ritchie, in St. Tropez, France, before returning for [...]

Lohan can’t handle the heat

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to an LA hospital today after the national heat wave took down its first celebrity.  This wasn’t quite Martin Lawrence shooting at people in a sweat suit, but it was a bit worrisome for the studio financing her new movie.
The 20 year-old actress was “overheated and dehydrated,” after spending more than [...]