To the disappointment of many in the world it appears the mamma Simpson has some limits about how much skin Jessica shows to sell her new CD. We all know that Joe Simpson has made no secret of using what God gave Jessica to help her further her career, but he was over ruled at a recent photo shoot.

Apparently, the original plan was for Simpson to be photographed posing in her underwear while a sexy hunk buttoned up his shirt behind her on a bed. However Mama Simpson was none too happy and demanded that the male model keep his pants on. For some reason, Papa Joe had no problem at all.

I guess Joe will just have to store that mental image in the old wank bank for later use. That guy puts the stage parent role to shame. He sells Jessica like she is prime cattle on a Texas ranch during a food shortage. They keep telling us how her stint on TV was just an act and she really does have a head on her shoulder, but if that is true why can’t she decide what is too slutty? Or better yes take the pictures and let your fans decide Jess — come on take on for the team!

Yeah I mean you don’t want to get to
risque now after such purity in the past!

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