Suri spotted in Colorado
Everyone listen up and listen good for I am about to tell you amazing stories. The first child of scientology is rumored to have been seen by at least 3 people in 2 states. I know what you are saying — where is the photographic proof? — I understand and know that even Bigfoot and the abdominal snowman have pictures out there, but let’s hear them out first.
According to a column posted Thursday on Slate.com, longtime Steven Spielberg producers Frank Marshall and Kathleen Kennedy saw Suri in Telluride, Colorado. (The baby, presumably, was traveling with her parents.) Marshall and Kennedy, Slate said, “told friends that all seemed quite ordinary.”
This news on top of the story that Lean Remini, from the King of Queens, also saw the baby recently really makes you think. If I am not mistaken Steven Spielberg is not a Scientologist and hasn’t donated any money to the book club. Of course Steven could be writing a movie about the baby which will be the story line around War of the Worlds II — but once again that is just me throwing ideas out there (no it’s true believe me!)

YES!! The plan is coming together perfectly!!
Idiots I tell you all of them!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

