Kid Rock to star in next Anderson sex tape
Posted on July 18th, 2006Pamela Anderson has shocked the celebrity world today by announcing she is going to marry Kid Rock. To be honest I forgot these two were even dating and I actually forgot who Kid Rock was.
Next week, Pamela Anderson will make an honest man out of Kid Rock. The couple, now vacationing in St. Tropez, France, will marry July 29 on a yacht near the glamorous hotspot.
Kid Rock is 4 years younger than the former playmate, but he is 7 years older than her implants. There has been no word as to when there sex tape will be released, but you know it will be compared to her Tommy Lee boat trip tape. I hope Rock is up to the challenge.
Thank God she likes dirty looking
rockers that peaked years ago!
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July 21st, 2006 at 7:01 pm
LOL. funny stuff. I found you through blogmad. I’m sure I’ll be back.
July 21st, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Your second blogmad hit. Actually, these two WERENT DATING. I think they split in 2003 or something like that. So this marriage of idiocy came out of no-where. I guess they both needed a career boost.
I woulda bet even money that Rock was going to boink Sheryl Crow before marrying Anderson (maybe he did…).
July 26th, 2006 at 7:34 am
So, that would mean that Pam got her implants at 11?? Not quite sure I believe that bit, but whateva.
Kid Rock better be prepared, I mean, we all saw Tommy Lee’s dick… He’s going to have a lot to catching up to.