53-24 = Nasty – Goldblum dating Richie

Just writing that headline gave me the willies. A new report out says that Jeff Goldblum, 53, is dating Nicole Richie, 24.

The odd couple has been spotted out and about in Hollywood following the socialite Simple Life star’s recent interview confession that she’s had a crush on The Fly star since she was 13.

Let’s see Paris top this one! Jeff has a history of making the rounds of the celebrity kiddy pool, but these two together are just freaky. Jeff is like 9 feet tall and Nicole is what 3’6″?? I mean what does he see in her? Her head barely reaches his belt! Oh wait….that’s what he sees in her!

Nicole’s actual height compared to Jeff