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J-Lo is a witch!

Posted on July 7th, 2006

Jennifer Lopez’ first husband – you know the waiter guy – is making claims that J-Lo is more than she appears.  He claims that Jen from the block practices some bad medicine.

She was doing bad things to a lot of people. She was doing all this religious bulls**t to me, to Chris Judd, to Puffy Combs (Diddy), and to Marc Anthony. We were even doing voodoo when we weren’t married. She was doing bad things to a lot of people when we were friends. And I know all this because we did it together to this particularly lady.

Sound legit to me – I mean why would this guy lie?  He has no reason to make up stories about Jennifer Lopez.  What’s that?  He is tryig to wirte a tell-all book about their 11 month marriage and she won’t let him?  Hmm….doesn’t prove a thing and I for one will not be attending J-Lo’s next ritual sacrifice fund raiser!

Jennifer Lopez a witch?
She’s a witch burn her! I bet she is made of wood!
(for those to young that is a Monty Python reference)

 

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One Response to “J-Lo is a witch!”

  1. Maggie Diskusjonius

    I believ that even if she came out and said in public that she was doing some vodoo stuff or whatever, all the guys would just welcome her and her spells with open arms, right guys?

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