Paris thinks one night stands are nasty

No seriously stop laughing – OK you can laugh go ahead.  That is like a newborn baby saying breast milk is yucky – just won’t happen.  Babies are born with the natural instinct to go for the goods and get their milk.  Paris was born with a similar instinct, but it involves in going for goods a bit south and on a man.

One-night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up.

Does she think she is fooling her parents with that line?  I am sure Paris believes what she is saying, but I also don’t think she understands the words that are coming out of her mouth.  Someone get the girl a dictionary so she can look up the word easy.  Maybe seeing her picture nest to it might help clear things up.

I am so not easy!

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